Thursday 24 March 2011

THE NEW LOOK STAR SHIP ENTERPRISE OR IS IT ?

Here is the First Look of the USS STAR SHIP Second Prise.

Unlike the more famous Star Ship Enterprise, the USS Second Prise is made from recycled DOG FOOD TINS, BONES and a BIG WATER BOWL.

Ship Type. :MONGREL CLASS
Top speed :MAX FACTOR 9.6 (faster if going down hill ! )
Crew:  300 Earth Canines, 1 Vulc-Hound, 1 Haggis, and the Ships Cat, Sputnik
Power Source:   PUPPY POWER ( what else !  )
Weapons: PHASER BARKS, 100 MUTTON TORPEDOS and a ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER
Defenses:  A REALLY BIG FLEA COLLAR, and a WATER PROOF COAT in case of Rain

SPACE ----
THE FINAL FRONT EAR,
THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STAR SHIP , SECOND PRISE,
 ITS FIVE YEAR MISSION
 TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW WORLDS,
 TO SNIFF OUT NEW LIFE AND NEW CIVILISATION,
 TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO DAWG HAS GONE BEFORE.

Enjoy

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