Thursday 31 October 2019

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2019

The Count invites you to join him in his Halloween Evening of Fun and Frolics.

All the Great Houses of the Worlds of Secrets and Darkness have gathered to help party away the Night.

The Goblin Queen  and her Son Pixie have attended, as has Prince Slither, The Dark Lord of the Swamp Vampires. His Daughter Vamppie and Son Fang are kept chained to him, just in case they try to bite on of the guests. Dr Frankenstein Jnr  has come a to show case his latest Cybernetic Robotic People, this has not gone down well with his Father's original Creation "Adam" who is looking for few replacement parts. The Viscount Gnark of the Silver Hawks People has come to show everyone his latest Wife. The Cyber Spider-People of Mars, Web- Star and his wife Arak-Na are attending for the first time.

The Wolfman has been allowed back this year, on the promise he will not lick any of the living skeletons again. The Invisible man has come with the Twin Daughters of Elvira Queen of the Southern Vamps.  Both Tara and Zara are here to bag themselves a rich husband.

Madame D' eath is here with her new Husband the Baron. No one knows how old the Madame is, but it is believed that she is the oldest living person in the world.  Nerita Ancient Queen of the Nile, and Goddess of Egypt claims she is older, but unlike  the Madame, Nerita died over 2000 years ago, and only the Priests of The Secret Sect of Rama Dama Ding Dong, keep her Mummified corpse "alive".  The Madame keeps healthy by drink a cocktail of Virgins Blood, Gin and the Water from the Fountain of Youth.

The Goat King  Blarrh  and Queen Bleeta arrived early with their cousin  Baccus the  Fawn King. Every one likes him, as he brings the best wine. The Nectar of the God's

The Ice Queen  Wendy Flurry and her sister The Fire Queen Sola Flare have arrived and as usual are arguing about the Temperature of the Castle. The Green Man, Lord Thicket  and his wife The Lady Hedges came after Counts Jester promised NOT to put Weed Killer in the Punch again like last year.

The Corpse's Bride,  Miss Virginia Maiden  and her Fiance,  Mister Tim Waster   are here to celibate not just All Hallows Eve, but to finally  tie the knot after an engagement of nearly 100 years. ... But no one believes that they will ever finally make down the Aisle, as usually one of them gets cold feet at the last minute. However, old Nick aka Satan him self has offered to perform the nuptials this year.  That will be ONE HELL of  a Service if it happens.

The Blue Meanies are here too and have got all of their Three Eyes fixed on their enemies ,  the  Snake People of  Greenland.  Princess Greta  and her Brother Prince Turf of Greenland  have not spoken to Royal Bloo or his sister Princess Sky since last year. A disagreement concerning which Skittles taste the Best.... Blue or Green ?. 

From what I understand, Greta got upset and saw Red and hit Bloo. Turf turned the air Blue with Bad Language, Bloo turned Green after he was strangled by Turf.  Turf was poked by Sky and went White and vomited over Greta , then Greta punched Sky and and everything went Black and she passed out.   The Count has invited Chopper Axen, the Executioner to police the party  this year,  just in case anyone gets out of hand and starts a food flight or  yet another  colourful argument occurs.









Happy Halloween 




Happy Halloween



Until Next Time ENJOY !

Wednesday 23 October 2019

Yesterdays heroes once more part Nine The Search continues

Now back inside the Tardis, the Doctor started to review the information of who to recruit next.

Samurai Jack had suggested Hong Kong Phooey, but now seemed to have regretted this.  Both Jack and HKP did have a similar set of fighting skills, but Jack had found meeting the so called " Number One Super Guy" much of a let down..... IF NOT A LITTLE BIT ANNOYING TOO



The Doctor invited Jack to take HKP on a tour of some of the other rooms inside the Tardis. The Doctor hoped that spending time together, they both could start to bond. Plus this would give him time to find the next candidate for his team.

The Doctor made Samurai Jack promise that he would NOT fight with HKP.  The two shook hands and off they went to explore the Tardis.

A Gentleman's Agreement 

The Doctor started looking through the names and information that he had to find another person or persons to add to his crew. He had seen the members of The Grand Masters Team, so knew a little bit about what he needed to battle the persons on Team "Evil"

Then he had an idea. HKP had at first believed that the Doctor was part of the Police Force. The Tardis was did look like a Police Call Box after all. Maybe what he needed was a Law Enforcement Officer on the Team. Someone with training and able to take orders. "That's the Chap" Exclaimed the Doctor looking at the list of names.  Thaddeus Bach would be a good a good addition to the crew.

Setting the controls of the Tardis to the to the correct coordinates, the Doctor pulled the switch and the Tradis' Time Rota at the centre of the control panel started to move up and down.

Who was this mysterious Thaddeus Bach ?, and where would the Doctor find him ?


Find out next Time


Until Then Enjoy !