Thursday 31 October 2019

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2019

The Count invites you to join him in his Halloween Evening of Fun and Frolics.

All the Great Houses of the Worlds of Secrets and Darkness have gathered to help party away the Night.

The Goblin Queen  and her Son Pixie have attended, as has Prince Slither, The Dark Lord of the Swamp Vampires. His Daughter Vamppie and Son Fang are kept chained to him, just in case they try to bite on of the guests. Dr Frankenstein Jnr  has come a to show case his latest Cybernetic Robotic People, this has not gone down well with his Father's original Creation "Adam" who is looking for few replacement parts. The Viscount Gnark of the Silver Hawks People has come to show everyone his latest Wife. The Cyber Spider-People of Mars, Web- Star and his wife Arak-Na are attending for the first time.

The Wolfman has been allowed back this year, on the promise he will not lick any of the living skeletons again. The Invisible man has come with the Twin Daughters of Elvira Queen of the Southern Vamps.  Both Tara and Zara are here to bag themselves a rich husband.

Madame D' eath is here with her new Husband the Baron. No one knows how old the Madame is, but it is believed that she is the oldest living person in the world.  Nerita Ancient Queen of the Nile, and Goddess of Egypt claims she is older, but unlike  the Madame, Nerita died over 2000 years ago, and only the Priests of The Secret Sect of Rama Dama Ding Dong, keep her Mummified corpse "alive".  The Madame keeps healthy by drink a cocktail of Virgins Blood, Gin and the Water from the Fountain of Youth.

The Goat King  Blarrh  and Queen Bleeta arrived early with their cousin  Baccus the  Fawn King. Every one likes him, as he brings the best wine. The Nectar of the God's

The Ice Queen  Wendy Flurry and her sister The Fire Queen Sola Flare have arrived and as usual are arguing about the Temperature of the Castle. The Green Man, Lord Thicket  and his wife The Lady Hedges came after Counts Jester promised NOT to put Weed Killer in the Punch again like last year.

The Corpse's Bride,  Miss Virginia Maiden  and her Fiance,  Mister Tim Waster   are here to celibate not just All Hallows Eve, but to finally  tie the knot after an engagement of nearly 100 years. ... But no one believes that they will ever finally make down the Aisle, as usually one of them gets cold feet at the last minute. However, old Nick aka Satan him self has offered to perform the nuptials this year.  That will be ONE HELL of  a Service if it happens.

The Blue Meanies are here too and have got all of their Three Eyes fixed on their enemies ,  the  Snake People of  Greenland.  Princess Greta  and her Brother Prince Turf of Greenland  have not spoken to Royal Bloo or his sister Princess Sky since last year. A disagreement concerning which Skittles taste the Best.... Blue or Green ?. 

From what I understand, Greta got upset and saw Red and hit Bloo. Turf turned the air Blue with Bad Language, Bloo turned Green after he was strangled by Turf.  Turf was poked by Sky and went White and vomited over Greta , then Greta punched Sky and and everything went Black and she passed out.   The Count has invited Chopper Axen, the Executioner to police the party  this year,  just in case anyone gets out of hand and starts a food flight or  yet another  colourful argument occurs.









Happy Halloween 




Happy Halloween



Until Next Time ENJOY !

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